Hawaiian Vacation
Honey I have got three words for you…A LO HA!! I haven’t seen anything on screen that made me want to go to Hawaii this much since watching hunky Tom Selleck as Magnum P.I. back when he had that sexy moustache instead of that shaved straight look he has nowadays…Oh My God and of course Jack Lord from Hawaii-5-0 whenever I watch that show I always wished my name could be Dan so I could hear him say “Book em Danno”. The directors probably could have picked days that emphasized that hot Hawaiian sun a little more but regardless, the hot sweaty muscley action in this movie is enough to make anybody want to fly the friendly skies for a Hawaiian Vacation.
While the sex in this movie does lack for anything more than one on one encounters, it still has a bit of something for everyone. There’s some interracial Islander action, aquatic play-with-our-poles time, and a rainforest scene that certainly gave me a downpour while watching it and made my room as steamy and humid as any rainforest in the world. Hawaiian penetration in the ass-pounding scenes were deeper than any Magnum P.I. plot (tho I sure wish they’d had that chocolate giant from Magnum named T.C. in this Hawaiian adventure) and the hotel this was filmed in should be on all gay tour magazines because obviously with the noisiness and openness of the sex action it must be a gay friendly hotel. Seven excited swishes of sperm across the Pacific for Hawaiian Vacation.