Foreskin Follies
A movie that is both aptly and inaptly titles. Yes, making this movie was a folly…But the title itself is done by someone who spent more of his English Composition class watching his teacher do his teaching instead of learning from the teaching. I see the title and I think…ohhh something to make me laugh and get off with at the same time…maybe a porn blooper movie or something silly like that after all the definition of folly is 1. the state or quality of being foolish; lack of understanding or sense. 2. a foolish action, practice, idea, etc.; absurdity…well like I said at the beginning the only folly here is in making this to begin with…and thats not funny folly..it’s sad folly. The only thing remotely funny was watching some of these rhythmless guys trying to dance and be sexy…and yknow since I watch porn in order to get off at least being sexy would have been ok…but nooooo like an amateur drama group it was just lame lame lame.
Now I ask myself…isn’t there anything positive that I can say about Foreskin Follies…I mean seriously I watch all these guys in this movie sucking and fucking…surely I can say something good about it can’t I ? No…I can’t. The picture sucks, the sound sucks, the cock sizes suck. Honey even the sucking sucks in this one. You would even assume from the first part of the name that it is centered on the idea of uncut cock with a juicy pre-cum loaded foreskin wrapped around the head. But nooooo it’s based on people who can’t dance but think that they can pretending that they can strip and somehow turning others on enough that sex happens. Don’t waste your time on this one when there are so many hot guaranteed splooge shooters out there that I’ve reviewed and reccomended already. Not even a limp twitch of a salute for Foreskin Follies.