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How does that Duran Duran song go ?  ‘His name is Rio and he’s a slutty man’ ?  Well it should…everything I always see and here about Rio all tells me it’s a place that even Uncle Fester from the Addams Family could get laid at…and all those tanned studly brazilian boys with nothing better to do than lay in the sun and have sex all day…yummy; Yet another movie to further tell me that no matter where in Brazil I may go and no matter what I may be doing sex is to be found everywhere in this cum-crazy country.

There are a few scenes here that make Brazen Brazilians stand out a bit from so much of the more generic gay porn out there…that is stand out even more than the inter-racial hunky beefcake action that dominates every scene.  One of my favorite things is sex in the water…whether it’s Ocean, lake, pool or hot tub..that extra buoyancy making a cock bounce and float in the water combined with the light refracting adding even more size to see…mmmm scrumptious.  25-30 minutes into this movie thats what I got treated to..full on underwater blowjobs and body against body action followed by hot wet sex after they get out of the water.  Also of note is a sizzling threesome to wrap a movie that you will have already probably cum watching but hot enough to get you up and ready to go again.  Brazen Brazilians was a real treat and makes me want to get down there for some of this fun but until I can I guess I will go get myself some brazilian bananas and nuts to enjoy.  A bouquet of streaming swishes of semen headed south for Brazen Brazilians.

A movie that is both aptly and inaptly titles.  Yes, making this movie was a folly…But the title itself is done by someone who spent more of his English Composition class watching his teacher do his teaching instead of learning from the teaching.  I see the title and I think…ohhh something to make me laugh and get off with at the same time…maybe a porn blooper movie or something silly like that after all the definition of folly is 1. the state or quality of being foolish; lack of understanding or sense.  2. a foolish action, practice, idea, etc.; absurdity…well like I said at the beginning the only folly here is in making this to begin with…and thats not funny folly..it’s sad folly.  The only thing remotely funny was watching some of these rhythmless guys trying to dance and be sexy…and yknow since I watch porn in order to get off at least being sexy would have been ok…but nooooo like an amateur drama group it was just lame lame lame.

Now I ask myself…isn’t there anything positive that I can say about Foreskin Follies…I mean seriously I watch all these guys in this movie sucking and fucking…surely I can say something good about it can’t I ?  No…I can’t.  The picture sucks, the sound sucks, the cock sizes suck.  Honey even the sucking sucks in this one.  You would even assume from the first part of the name that it is centered on the idea of uncut cock with a juicy pre-cum loaded foreskin wrapped around the head.  But nooooo it’s based on people who can’t dance but think that they can pretending that they can strip and somehow turning others on enough that sex happens.  Don’t waste your time on this one when there are so many hot guaranteed splooge shooters out there that I’ve reviewed and reccomended already.  Not even a limp twitch of a salute for Foreskin Follies.

They say that you cannot teach an old dog new tricks…while this may or may not be true, this movie; 35 And Up 5 shows that an old dog can certainly teach a younger pup a thing or two.  While there is a whole lot to be said for young lean twinks and muscley beefcakes (that whole lot can be simplified in one word….YUM) there is an often overlooked heat factor in those generally straight vanilla 35-45 year old suburban Dad look and this movie exploits that mature X factor all the way showing us that the next time we have some blah looking volvo driving 40 year old yuppy hitting on us instead of making an excuse and getting away we should give them a test drive and see if they have any tricks that we can pick up from them.

Scene to scene I really don’t know who is getting the better deal, the older guys getting some twink energy and creamy loads or the young guys getting well serviced and fucked by the more mature men.  I see soooo many blowjobs honey (real life and in movies and pictures) and 35 And Up 5 has one of the best I’ve ever seen…this studly do-right looking 40ish year old guy (kinda looks like that sexy Nick Stokes from CSI) delivers one of the hottest blowjobs I’ve ever seen.  It’s like he grafts himself body and soul to the cock and savors every moment.  A scene guaranteed to make you cum hard picturing his mouth on you.Not only do you get an age and maturity mix in this movie but it also delivers some inter-racial heat as young and old and black and white meet in each scene for the hottest sex that they can conjure up between themselves.  Six Suburban Swishes of Semen for 35 And Up 5.

House of Javier is a well rounded movie that shows all the best parts of manly interracial love but doesn’t limit itself to the typical black and white generalities of such movies and unlike most hispanic movies doesn’t just have a bunch of mexicans playing poke the pinata.  Javier is a spicy enchilada of a Latino twinkie….a Hostess Burrito as opposed to a Hostess twinkie if you will and House of Javier is a house of fun that anyone would love to spend some time in…sex in every room with well hung guys waiting to play around every corner.

Javier shows us that he is one of the world’s best hosts and is obviously very flexible…both physically and in his preference of meat to devour although like any of us he seems to find the dark meat a bit juicier as he gobbles down and fills as well as getting filled by these chocolate stud-muffins.  It would have been nice to have seen all of these guys get together in one room for a gigantic technicolor orgy/gangbang in the final scene but since I did get to cum a few times watching it I’m not complaining…it’s just constructive criticism for when they hopefully make House of Javier 2.  A house coating set of swishes of creamy white paint from my throbbing paintbrush for House of Javier.

Who’s your Daddy ?  Why honey he’s the studly guy that got to experience my mouth on his cock as he skullfucked me then rammed it in my ass for a good hard fucking…thats who your Daddy is.  God wouldn’t it be just sooo funny to say that to one of your friends especially if it was true ?  Well that’s what Doin My Best Friend’s Father is all about…promoting healthy mutually beneficial relationships between friends and the father’s of these friends.  Definitely a helpful asset on those family hunting or fishing trips with your friend and his father to make sure that even if it rains on you then you can still have a good time.

Just like some straight guys seem to like the older more experienced woman for their good times a lot of gay guys like the same thing…just not with women; give us an experienced large cock with a guy that knows how to use it and let the good times roll.  Doin My Best Friend’s Father shows us that you never know when you may get a chance for some cum fun, never underestimate where it will come from, and if your buddy has a good mouth and a good cock the odds are that his dad will also and those years of sucking cock that some 40 year old Daddy has might beat the skills of some 20 year old twink.  This movie really makes you appreciate the older guys for what they are and if you enjoy it then make sure you keep an open mind to having fun with some of those older guys next time you hit a bath-house.  According to movies like Doin My Best Friend’s Father they just might surprise you.  Seven fatherly swishes of sperm right now your throat is my rating for this hot mixing that shows that old or young a strong libido goes a long long ways

Wooooo Hooooo baby !! The other international rainbow logo is flying high in the sky this week as young lean muscled athletes who are the most prime physical specimens of perfection that their countries can find are straining and stretching to break free of their limitations and show that they are the best of the best (that phrase always reminds me of cute little Will Smith in Men in Black…mmm come ravish me Will just dont erase the memory of it with your little flashy thing) so in keeping with the Olympics we will be looking at some sports movies and what goes on behind the scenes when men get to do what comes naturally with other men after sharing triumph and tragedy on a field while enjoying such things as full body presses and body checks.  The best part of any contest of physical skill between teams though always comes after the sport you see on your tv and usually takes place in the locker room as you can see in Full Body Contact.

Obviously the football team knows what men like to do after a hot sweaty game because their locker room is all prepared with a glory hole set in the wall of the bathroom perfect for some relaxing downtime after the hard playing on the field (this is a team that thinks ahead to get some head) This hot locker sex-time theme contunies through the movie with some of the hunkiest beefcakes in gay porn and after some the football and some soccer we get to see why pitchers and catchers on a baseball team have that special bond between them and we also get to realize that maybe some of those pointing a finger at the crotch signals that they share aren’t necessarily related to the baseball game.  The outdoor dugout scene is as hot as the sun that they suck and fuck under as they develop their skills so they are a duo that is sure to score big.  Seven Olympic swishes of sexual sporty energy for Full Body Contact.

Do you know what the very bestest of all sounds out there is (next to of course the musical melody of an ice cream truck on a hot summer day bringing you something yummy to suck on)?  The one sound that makes you soooo hard even if its a room or two away ?  That’s right; the sound of two or more men together, and the meaty slapping of balls on ass while one buries his cock deep deep deep in the other guy’s lucky ass mixed with the moaning, grunting and deep throated voices saying “fuck yeah” over and over as they enjoy a non-stop sweaty sex session. (excuse me honey all those adjectives make me need to readjust the way I’m sitting…ahhh ok) Everything in this movie is set to add intensity.  The sound either had the microphone volume super high or the lucky studs were just being very vocal in their enthusiasm but I bet it was the mic cos honey you could hear every wet squelching thrust as these guys slammed their cocks in.  THXXX filming techniques for Balls Of The Wild I guess.

Balls Of The Wild is set in Canada and shows us why those Canadian guys are called hosers.  They have some hoses that any fire department would be proud to call their own and Fort Lauderdale be damned…if you want to get really wild with your buddies Canada is the place to go as these studs discover.  Even though most of the movie is outdoors the sound doesn’t suffer and I bet if I was on an African Safari I wouldn’t get to experience more animalistic energy and sounds of the wild than I did watching Balls Of The Wild….if I were insanely rich like I wish I was I would make this the world’s first gay Imax movie.  A bouguet of Bare Back Bacon and Maple Leaf Manliness for Balls Of The Wild.

Honey I have got three words for you…A LO HA!!  I haven’t seen anything on screen that made me want to go to Hawaii this much since watching hunky Tom Selleck as Magnum P.I. back when he had that sexy moustache instead of that shaved straight look he has nowadays…Oh My God and of course Jack Lord from Hawaii-5-0 whenever I watch that show I always wished my name could be Dan so I could hear him say “Book em Danno”.  The directors probably could have picked days that emphasized that hot Hawaiian sun a little more but regardless, the hot sweaty muscley action in this movie is enough to make anybody want to fly the friendly skies for a Hawaiian Vacation.

You know there is something just scrumpdillyicious about leather and muscle and sweat mixing together and sure we can do all the Things You Can Do In Leather not in leather but the makers of this movie know that sometimes that extra intoxicating smell of leather and sweat in the air adds just that extra zing to the scene.  If you don’t know what I’m talking about then go find the nearest bath-house to you or play-dungeon and get into some action with some of the leatherboys there and you will know what I mean and then probably get sized up for a pair of chaps.

Leather-men like most of the ones in Things You Can Do In Leather are also of that whole muscular macho build that if it weren’t for their obvious love of cock (and of course their leather wear) you would almost swear that they were straight.  The cocks are large and thick in this movie and the pounding whether its oral or anal is outtasight and I mean outtasight cos it gets slammed deep and to make things even hotter these guys love cum and there is something just so sizzling to my loins watching a man enjoying another man’s juices.  Things You Can Do In Leather is a must see and has my cock saluting and my chaps cum covered.